Welcome to the Pity Party

Some would tell you my favorite type of party is the pity but it’s not, it’s actually costume. Costume party.

Can’t escape romance this time of year. I go to the break-room to see even coffee has a mate.  :(
Tagged: sadness, lonely, love, coffee, .
I’m working on my retirement. I have it narrowed down to two options:
1) Marrying rich and
2) Finding a briefcase full of money.
Tagged: retirement, love, money, .